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You look for alien threats in space, aiming missiles and telescopes to the sky, fortifying your borders and building underground shelters.

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I always said “As long as it has ten fingers and ten toes, I’ll be happy.”

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To their disbelief, the tank crew some how survived the devestating explosion.

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My boyfriend hated my new hair cut

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As I helped by daughter take the shot, I started to tear up; afterall, it was her big day.

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The archaeologist entered the Egyptian tomb, the first person to have done so in 3000 years.

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Wanting to meet God, I wished for the Genie to let me speak to the creator of humanity.

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Mormons believe that anyone who dies before the age of eight will automatically go to heaven.

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As I deciphered an ancient manuscript in an unknown language, a sense of unease settled over me, for I knew that I had uncovered something forbidden.

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I'm broke, so I've left the tooth-fairy a bargain they can't resist: four adult jaws under my pillow.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You look for alien threats in space, aiming missiles and telescopes to the sky, fortifying your borders and building underground shelters.	114
I always said “As long as it has ten fingers and ten toes, I’ll be happy.”	113
To their disbelief, the tank crew some how survived the devestating explosion.	113
My boyfriend hated my new hair cut	113
As I helped by daughter take the shot, I started to tear up; afterall, it was her big day.	113
The archaeologist entered the Egyptian tomb, the first person to have done so in 3000 years.	113
Wanting to meet God, I wished for the Genie to let me speak to the creator of humanity.	113
Mormons believe that anyone who dies before the age of eight will automatically go to heaven.	113
As I deciphered an ancient manuscript in an unknown language, a sense of unease settled over me, for I knew that I had uncovered something forbidden.	112
I'm broke, so I've left the tooth-fairy a bargain they can't resist: four adult jaws under my pillow.	112